*don't view this at work of your boss will have you written up for being a perv. (just sneak away to the bathroom, top secret ninja style.)
black pepper parmesan you are a very naughty little loaf.
whole wheat rye you are so dark and mysterious and are making me feel funny.
walnut those slashes are so sharp i'm scared you're going to hurt me.
that hard pavement must be sooo uncomfortable, can't we go somewhere a little softer?
oh so big country bread outta the wood fire you are like a wild phoenix on the verge of flight.
"countrystyle" ?!? are you friggin kidding me??? how in the ef did you get in here???
<3 josey