check these totally *R*A*D* photos that Anita Bowen snapped at Mission Pie! girl's got some skillz, i tell you what.
-when i'm loading the loaves in the oven i literally feel high, as is evidenced in this photo -
(she makes me look way cooler than i am in real life.)
(jk i'm the coolest real life baker you'll ever meet.)
(that would be very egotistical of me to say, now wouldn't it??)
(but that's why i'm pulling a DOUBLEJK on your a$s! WHACK!)
(DOUBLEJK?!? i ain't never heard of a DOUBLEJK!)
(that's cuz i just made that $hit up.)
(can i see the friggin photos already?!?!? and what's with every line being in parentheses???)
(i don't know, i'm just gettin free on ya, that's all. why don't you just eat a piece of toast and silently appreciate the world.)
(just show me the photos you butthead.)
(fine.)
my girl sophie's got my back -
all pumped up on the imminent bake -
gettin all Zoro styleee - 
I F***ING LOVE BREAD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
<3 josey